WANTED: New Knitting Supplies

I'm on a shortage of knitting supplies and accessories! I need a longer circular needles, a five-pack of double-pointed needles (dpn's), stitch markers, point protectors, tapestry needles, and hypoallergenic toy stuffing... not to mention I need safety eyes, white felt, sharper scissors, and MORE YARN! Peh! Where am I going to get all this money?

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Hey, do you think you could do me a teensy, weensy, itty-bitty favor?