Rainbow Yarn!

Oh. My. Stinking. Noodles.

Look what I found on that newfangled info-merchant-gettin' screen MMO-I-don't-really-care-majig?

Rainbow yarn.

RAINBOW!  image obtained from http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6086/6101954116_4e9e1e2eb6.jpg       

 

 It's organic, eco-friendly, RAINBOW, hand-made, and professinally non-toxically dyed. And, it's (get ready) MERINO! What's merino, some of you non-yarn-junkies might ask? It's the softest, most fluffiest, most colorful, most high-quality Australian sheep-wool-yarn that you can lay your grubby little mitts on! And it's RAINBOW!

It's too bad it's sold out... (writhes with anger) How often do you see rainbow merino yarn that's not from a shady guy in a dark alley in the slums of the northwest? Not very often, I'll have you know. 

Anywho, if you happen to be buying paper or thread or yarn or needles or hooks or buttons or fabric or some-other-crafty-thing and you happen to spot a skein or two of some of this rainbow sheepy stuff, you know who to call...

 That's me.

Not good ol' Mary from accounting.

Not big, reliable Chuck and his wife Cindy from down the street.

Not sweet little Octavia at the Morrison's house.

Or Mom Morrison, for that matter.

Not Nana Fran from your beloved childhood fantasies, either.
(Okay, the last one was a bit far)

UNDERSTOOD?